Welcome to Friday Pub

Friday pub is basically the ramblings of me, Mark, a designer from Birmingham. About 10 years ago whilst developing our company website I started a blog and continued to blog about 3 times a week about random stuff that happens…

Well nearly….It was first outdoor Friday Pub of the year, it did get a bit nippy so we went in, but hey, here’s to the summer. Topics covered: Death of Sue Townsend The Chrome Porsche parked outside the Carvery (all…

Toms tin foil hat

It’s all gone a bit conspiracy down at the Toby carvery. Tom, having watched something clearly he shouldn’t have, is now convinced that not only were the moon landings faked, but Stanley Kubrick directed the whole thing. Topics this week…

This is just brilliant, just brilliant

Colin Jacksons carrot

Again a good turnout, there was lots of discussion about Kate Bush Mother’s Day, Nina’s new hair do and all the crap in Stevens garage. The Williamsons are on the move next week so it will be all hands to…

Wow wow wow, unbelievable

Well a slightly less raunchy Friday pub with only one spot of nudity with topics covering: Murder Kate Bush Stealing art Dappys cock Passion and pain The big story here is obviously Kate Bush doing a series of gigs in…

Rolf Harris and tattooed tits

This weeks topics started fairly tame then took a bit of a wrong swerve as the alcohol kicked in. Discussions covered: Maria and Twitter The Babylon coming round to your house Martins garage crash pad Sophie and Rolf Harris Martins…

In the theatre of dreams

Sorry it’s been a while, to be honest I’ve just been too busy but also we have missed 2 Friday pubs due to other commitments (becoming godparents being one) and others have pounced on the chance and moved up the…

Après Ski and Genital Waxing

Pub discussion took an an intimate feminine grooming theme this week with topics covering: Genital waxing Stephens swearing budgie Old school printing presses Great Baltis of Walsall New kids on the block being shit (or not) The days of rave…

The Highwaymen at British Telecom

This Friday saw the debut of Elis, Danielle and Russell’s new baby boy, and at 3 weeks old he’s the second youngest to attend (the youngest being Alliyah who was only one day old). He seemed to take it in…

Committing Cup a soup genocide

There were noobs at last nights Friday pub, in the guise of Susan, Matt, Ren and Delhphine, so hopefully they will become regulars. Having 4 five year olds there it all became a bit urgent with the shrieking but hey…

Eighties hair and the Korma

Christ knows what’s going on here, Jess turned up straight from the hairdressers. She said to the girl she wanted it “messy” and ended up with a Bonnie Tyler affair. I dunno what’s going on with her mouth either it…

Simon Fuller collecting piss?

It was a good turn out again last night, (18 of us) unfortunately Churchill Corner was occupied by 2 people so we had to spread over a couple of tables in a disjointed sprawling fashion. Still it would be a…

And the winner is......

Well the champions of 2013 Friday pub challenge were crowned at the first Friday Pub of 2014. With an attendance of 47 Fridays out of a possible 52, Isobel and Martin were worthy winners. Mrs Loaf kept parping on about…

Phil Mitchell violating a dead dog

Well with Christmas happening and all that it’s been quite a while since I updated. Topics discussed at the last Friday pub included: Ted Rogers off 3-2-1 Dot cotton being eaten by a wolf Toms face (see below) Maria falling…