My new favourite thing.

A late xmas pressie arrived yesterday from the other half, it’s fantastic and I had to try it out immediatly. PS It’s left handed as well !!!

Very pleasant weekend

Although i didnt really do much. On friday we bummed around and watched ‘Severance’, some horror / comedy flick with Danny Dyer in it. It’s a bit ‘The Office’ meets ‘Deliverance’ but entertaining all the same. Saturday after shopping we…

Still going down

Although the weight isn’t ‘falling off’ me, it is still going down. Can’t wait for a takeaway and a pint tho. On the pint front, I have discovered Cobra alcohol free. A bargain at £2.84 for 4 and tastes better…

Mmmm warm oil.

I had a massage on Saturday at Le Spa in Malmaison. It totally ruled being massaged with warm oil, then we went for a great lunch at Wagamama, all in all an excellent day. Didn’t see the walrus get booted…

No. 1 selling perfume?

Why on earth would anyone want to smell like Jade ?

Jade Bloody Goody

Why dont you just do one you thick bint. After being foisted upon on us against our will, this ‘celebrity’ is now commanding more and more air time spouting her inane ramblings like some demented goat. I thought by giving…

Adriaaaaaaaaannne

I watched Rocky I last night for the first time in ages and i forgot what a great film it is. The later ones start to drift off a bit (still entertaining though) but the first one is a great…

Penguin Apocalypse

Well sort of, I watched ‘Happy Feet’ at the weekend and it was some bizarre impenetrable eco-fest with a completely un-followable script. penguins are all doomed and it’s our fault. Anyway, I went out for Manuelle’s birthday and had a…

The Genius of Ray Mears

If you were stuck on a desert island whats the one thing you would take. Phone? food? water? suncream? 250 paracetomol? The Best of Shakin Stevens? For me it would have to be Ray Mears. The guys a bushcraft genius,…

Dr Gillian McKeith

Is a seed pimp bitch. Where does this trill pushing whore get off, making lard eating pikeys starve for a fortnight only allowing them to eat the sweepings from a pigeon loft, then proudly pointing out their massive weight loss…

Rocky Rules

Genius film, dont listen to the critics, every one of Rockys nuggets of wisdom is a real gem by which that we could all live our lives. Spent a weekend watching films really, Flushed away was great, the new rocky…

No alcohol, no takeaway

No point I’ve been in a bad mood since friday due to the detox, and to make things worse i’m on me jack jones tonight and no Indian. Also the thoughtless goons here are supping beer in front of me,…

January Blows

Well its all over and we’re all back, it already feels like it never happened. TBH bog all happened over crimbo, apart from the usual pressie stuff, lots of crap tv was watched and thats about it. The other half…