Its my birthday

Woohoo its my birthday

Fattys paraniod as i am doing this from his computer for some reason, but the truth is it was nearest to me. ( I think that he may be delusion that I may find his secret stash of goat porn, that we all know about but dont mention)

Anyway, much love to you all that sent me birthday greets.

I’m off until Thursday, as you know the annual loaf birthday bash at the pub round the corner is happening to which everyone who is somebody is invited (if you havent yet got one then yer clearly a loser). Anyway i’ll produce a full report on thursday but i can guess that involves Richard a bucket and some slapper called Chantelle.