Stamp Duty

You can nob right off with that Mr Brown, a tax for no reason whatsoever. And a tax that the threshold for which, is actually lower than the UK average house price, nice work. During 2006/07 you managed to raise…

Moving Loaf

Nowt much happened this weekend except I went to a birthday party, did a bit of shopping, popped into see Shauns lovely new garden, had lunch round the inlaws. Oh and we and bought a new house. So just to…

“Do you need a bag?”

What? For my single pre-packaged sandwich?, no thanks. Do you think i’m some sort of fat handed tit who can’t get his clubbed paw around a small triangular container without it cascading to the ground as soon as i leave…

The Worlds Greatest Party Band?

Thats a definate YES!!! Last night I went to see one of the two remaining artists on my list of artists I must see before I croak THE B52’s, (the other is Kate Bush, but unfortunatly the chances of that…

That helmet from Blue

Can’t remember his name, it’s Lee summat i’m sure. It’s been a while since he’s bothered the charts with his tepid watered down soul but he’s back in the limelight He got engaged last month to some girl who he’d…

Life in the bus lane

Nowt’s happened, hence my slacking in the blog department. Not an excuse I know but hey if yer complaining then you wanna get out a bit more rather than read the ramblings of a madman. Oh i tell a lie,…

Sounds Scary

I dont like the sound of Sue’s Knife Tsar in her blog, dunno what his job his but he sounds a nasty piece of work with a job title like that. What next Drugs Ninja? Pavement Fouling Warlord? Ring and…

Yum

Well ‘Taste of Birmingham’ was really nice. I was introduced to the world of Strawberries with Balsamic vinegar, and they were that good that I had them for pudding last night. Is it me or is the tele shockingly bad…

Biscuit Thieves

I took my car to the Bullring the other day for a valet, and a cracking job they did of it. It looked like new when I drove it out, I was well pleased. Not so pleased however was Sadie….

Just like the packet

Great selection of basically Lidl & Aldi dishes compared with what they look like on the packaging Yumm

Quote of the day

Clueless tossbore Sepp Blatter who is president of the Fifa, today said: “I think in football there’s too much modern slavery in transferring players or buying players here and there, and putting them somewhere” Modern slavery!!! what the hell are…

Not as easy as it looks you know

I attended my first antinatal class last night. It was all going so well, breathing techniques, bit of massage, calm stroking etc. Then they popped ‘the video’ on – my christ, thats gotta smart a bit!!!. I was manically staring…

What recession?

With crap like this as the headlines on the bbc website, is it any wonder that people are convinced we are all doomed to failure. When are people gonna realise that its not that bad, it’s just being made worse…

Blimey, Gripping stuff

Well how good was the tennis yesterday, a real rollercoaster of a match for Andy “Jeesus Christ whats wrong with that lads hair?” Murray. I was all for popping the gadget show on as he was going down faster than…