My Chubby Daughter
I think she gets weighed in the next few days. Christ knows what she’s gonna weigh as when she was born she was 8lb 3oz and four weeks later she came in at a hefty 10lb 10oz.
In other irritating news, Peter Mandleson (a man who keeps bobbing up to the surface like a particularly bouyant turd), is to recieve "transitional payments" worth £234,000 over the next 3 years. So on top of his £104,000 salary, he gets a further £78,000 per year, even though he walked out on his old job to take the new one. And to top it off he gets a pension fund worth £750,000 from his old gig even though he only did it for a few years.