Songs to croak to

Current top 10 songs played at funerals:

1 My Way – Frank Sinatra/Shirley Bassey
2 Wind Beneath My Wings – Bette Midler/Celine Dion
3 Time To Say Goodbye – Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli
4 Angels – Robbie Williams
5 Over The Rainbow – Eva Cassidy
6 You Raise Me Up – Westlife/Boyzone/Josh Grobin
7 My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion
8 I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston
9 You’ll Never Walk Alone – Gerry and the Pacemakers
10 Unforgettable – Nat King Cole

What on earth is wrong with people wanting these maudlin dreary numbers banged out. People are going to feel bad enough as it is without Westloaf adding to the suffering.  Surely much better options would be:

1.  The Theme from the Archers
 2. Oops upside your head – Gap Band
3.  Mr Blobby – Mr Blobby
4.  Devil Woman – Cliff Richard
5.  Right Said Fred – Bernard Cribbins
6.  Staying Alive – The Bee Gees
7.  Down Down – Status Quo
8.  Ring my Bell – Anita Ward
9.  I wanna sex you up – Color me badd
10. The Can Can

Much more likely to leave people with a fond memory and a smile on their face.