Cabinet Reshuffles

I dont understand. Ignoring the fact that they are all a bunch of talentless fucktrumpets for whom their last ‘proper’ job and entire industry experience was when they did a stint behind the bar at the student union. I just…

Mexicans at Villa Park

Mexicans at Villa Park

Post Loafday pub saw a bit of a revolving door policy with people coming and going, still a mark is a mark if you’ve turned up. Topics covered: Amy Khan, teacher extraordinaire Bodily Bruises (post tree) Curried rice crispies The…

Loafday

Loafday

Well it’s been about 5 years since I had “Loafday” which is essentially having lunch and getting drunk with lots of mates on a bank holiday Sunday in celebration of my birthday. This time was different due to lots of…

Lovejoys Ferret

Lovejoys Ferret

Been a bit slack, mainly due to the fact I’m lazy but the last 2 pub visits have discussed: Friday 23rd Apil: No to page 3 Being ofsteaded Jackie Chans gestation period Jess not pooing Damo Suzuki at the chuckery…

It’s the Summer – w00t

Well nearly….It was first outdoor Friday Pub of the year, it did get a bit nippy so we went in, but hey, here’s to the summer. Topics covered: Death of Sue Townsend The Chrome Porsche parked outside the Carvery (all…

Toms tin foil hat

Toms tin foil hat

It’s all gone a bit conspiracy down at the Toby carvery. Tom, having watched something clearly he shouldn’t have, is now convinced that not only were the moon landings faked, but Stanley Kubrick directed the whole thing. Topics this week…

Stuart the dancing Salsa Dog

This is just brilliant, just brilliant

Colin Jacksons carrot

Colin Jacksons carrot

Again a good turnout, there was lots of discussion about Kate Bush Mother’s Day, Nina’s new hair do and all the crap in Stevens garage. The Williamsons are on the move next week so it will be all hands to…

Wow wow wow, unbelievable

Wow wow wow, unbelievable

Well a slightly less raunchy Friday pub with only one spot of nudity with topics covering: Murder Kate Bush Stealing art Dappys cock Passion and pain The big story here is obviously Kate Bush doing a series of gigs in…

Rolf Harris and tattooed tits

Rolf Harris and tattooed tits

This weeks topics started fairly tame then took a bit of a wrong swerve as the alcohol kicked in. Discussions covered: Maria and Twitter The Babylon coming round to your house Martins garage crash pad Sophie and Rolf Harris Martins…

In the theatre of dreams

In the theatre of dreams

Sorry it’s been a while, to be honest I’ve just been too busy but also we have missed 2 Friday pubs due to other commitments (becoming godparents being one) and others have pounced on the chance and moved up the…

Après Ski and Genital Waxing

Après Ski and Genital Waxing

Pub discussion took an an intimate feminine grooming theme this week with topics covering: Genital waxing Stephens swearing budgie Old school printing presses Great Baltis of Walsall New kids on the block being shit (or not) The days of rave…

The Highwaymen at British Telecom

The Highwaymen at British Telecom

This Friday saw the debut of Elis, Danielle and Russell’s new baby boy, and at 3 weeks old he’s the second youngest to attend (the youngest being Alliyah who was only one day old). He seemed to take it in…