Rolf Harris and tattooed tits

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This weeks topics started fairly tame then took a bit of a wrong swerve as the alcohol kicked in. Discussions covered:

Maria and Twitter
The Babylon coming round to your house
Martins garage crash pad
Sophie and Rolf Harris
Martins shit fridge
The weird peach juice Sadie bought
Stevens child’s genitals ???? (This was wrong but funny)
Tattooed tits
Catholic bumming

There’s too much to go into detail but there was a revelation that Sophie at work used to deal with Rolf “Can you tell what it is yet?” Harris (yes Rolf, it’s a penis isn’t it). General consensus was “Urrrrgh, that’s wrong”, which was also the reaction she received in the office.

This then caused conversation to detour a bit and to be honest I dunno how we ended up on catholic bumming, but there you go, after a few drinks, anything goes. To be fair I don’t really know how tattooed tits came up either but Maria was quite vocal about them.

By the way, Martins shit fridge refers to a fridge that is shit, not a fridge where he stores his (or possibly Jess’s shit). As that clearly would be wrong, and as far as i know, neither of them has a coprophagical bent. Mind you, you never knows what goes on behind closed doors, although behind martins fridge door, it’s just a deafening whine like someone’s swiched on an orbital sander and locked it in the salad drawer.

This weekend we are having a fire, teaching Isobel to ride her bike, enjoying the sunshine and going out for lunch. We might also tackle the lawn but it’s a big job so I dunno yet

We’ve still not watched any TV apart from the west wing and work is mental at the mo, so there’s nothing else to report on, apart from that I did see gogglebox when we got in from the pub and silent bob is still stealing the show.