Committing Cup a soup genocide

There were noobs at last nights Friday pub, in the guise of Susan, Matt, Ren and Delhphine, so hopefully they will become regulars. Having 4 five year olds there it all became a bit urgent with the shrieking but hey…

Eighties hair and the Korma

Christ knows what’s going on here, Jess turned up straight from the hairdressers. She said to the girl she wanted it “messy” and ended up with a Bonnie Tyler affair. I dunno what’s going on with her mouth either it…

Simon Fuller collecting piss?

It was a good turn out again last night, (18 of us) unfortunately Churchill Corner was occupied by 2 people so we had to spread over a couple of tables in a disjointed sprawling fashion. Still it would be a…

And the winner is......

Well the champions of 2013 Friday pub challenge were crowned at the first Friday Pub of 2014. With an attendance of 47 Fridays out of a possible 52, Isobel and Martin were worthy winners. Mrs Loaf kept parping on about…

Phil Mitchell violating a dead dog

Well with Christmas happening and all that it’s been quite a while since I updated. Topics discussed at the last Friday pub included: Ted Rogers off 3-2-1 Dot cotton being eaten by a wolf Toms face (see below) Maria falling…

Fistfight over a furby

I didn’t post last week as I was on the office Xmas do (raved till 3, Zoheb threw up down me suit). But as you can see from the table it’s still all to play for with 2 weeks to…

Teeth and Bongos

I wasn’t at Friday pub but a report was texted in and was sent to me as thus: “Topics of conversation: tooth extraction- Lara lost a tooth, we all spoke about fillings, I tried to eat my tooth when it…

Impressing chicks with sandpaper

Mrs loaf and I went to see Gravity in 3D today and I was really impressed. For a start, this is the sort of movie that 3D was invented for, the emptiness of space gives a real perspective for the…

Chutneys with anthrax and other pickling tips

Last night was a smaller affair with only regulars in attendance. Topics of discussion included: What’s in oxford: is it worth a daytrip? Or is it full of braying poshos clattering about on ancient bikes, barking “out of the way…

Art, eggnog and testicles

As I often forget what was chatted about, I jotted some subjects down ,and to my surprise the following topics were covered: White Russians Not the racial profiling of ruskies but the contents of the cocktail, it’s milk, vodka and…

Pub party

Well with Christmas round the corner we thought it’s time once again for the Friday pub Christmas party. However after much deliberation although we decided on a date (14th December) we haven’t decided on a location. I think it will…

Hats and Goats

Brighton was fantastic. Congo Natty didn’t turn up (for whatever reason), but we did get General Levy instead who was fantastic. Heard some brilliant music, Jungle, D&B, Dancehall, and a full on Reggae Roast, the vibe was very chilled as…

Stop overselling!

Trip to the petrol station this morning: “I’m on pump number 4 mate” “Thats £53.20, would you like to purchase a costa coffee” “No Thanks” “The chocolate is any of these bars for £1” “No Thanks” “We’ve also go Energy…